Scary Stories

Had to talk to a Turk who didn't deny the armenian genocide

Safe to say shit was scary af

my circumcision.

I talked to a frenchman today

horrifying experience

months of therapy required

Ah, here is the real thread

Hello Charlie, by AdamTots (story based on a prank he did)

Roadside Diner by Adam Tots 

One day, when i was jorkin it

I suddenly remember i lose both my arms in a factory acccident

Thats when i ask myself the scaries question;

Who was Jorkin on my penits?

Once I was having sex and blood started coming out. Then I remembered that trees don't menstruate.

My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face...

Trim01

I wasn't scareds of anything.

That was until I met the Scary Man.

The Scary Man wasn't scareds of anything.

That was until he met Larry.

I Cycle as a hobby and as a way to commute (petrol is too expensive for my poor ass)

And one day when i was cycling home there was a car parked beside the road, and when i was gonna pass it a dude on his phone suddenly opened the door.

I got flung onto the middle of the road, and there was a bus right behind me.

I legit thought my time had come , but luckily i didn't get ran over,

And after all this shit went down the first thing he utters is i should have been more careful while still on the phone.

😔 Honestly I couldn't even be mad, basic driving skills are not taught here and u just got to be psychic to stay alive.

It wasn’t a fart

It's not exactly a scary story, but I was playing a game when I decided to go into the kitchen to make some tea. When I returned, I heard various cricket sounds and thought there might be some under my furniture. I spent 40 minutes trying to locate the crickets, only to realize that the sounds were actually part of the game's ambient noise of the game. I wasn't even angry, just sad at myself

Berry loved to play in the snow.

Unfortunately, so did the meat worm.

I wasn't sure if I should tell this or not but you some how encouraged me to do so. A few months ago I was on a walk after work and noticed, when I was on my way home I am getting followed by a group. I got scared and increased my pace so did they. Luckily there was a small convenience store I could seek shelter in. I called my best friend and he picked me up and drove me home. That was the scariest shit I've ever been through in my live 😭

Not a Story but... 

Recently I totaled my car in a crash! I was somehow left somewhat unscathed, with onlt a few cuts and a cracked rib, but it was still a terrifying experience. Rest assured, I'm going to be a much more vigilant driver from now on.