The microphone is public; anyone can tell any joke they want and even post shitposts. All types of humor are welcome, and anyone who calls the waiter can get snacks and drinks.
This is a roleplay trend, so choose a comfortable seat.


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The microphone is public; anyone can tell any joke they want and even post shitposts. All types of humor are welcome, and anyone who calls the waiter can get snacks and drinks.
This is a roleplay trend, so choose a comfortable seat.


Someone asked me "how's your sex life?" and I said "single player"
Damn it, even though I knew it was a GIF, I was wait for it to hit the corner.
Have you ever seen a british guy with good teeth? me neither. And IM BRITISH
Okay, this is a funny story. There was this girl I was talking to, she said she liked me and I liked her. I'm a guy who's into a lot of morbid things, and I had in my head that I should try not say anything that would scare or make her uncomfortable.
One day I opened my phone and she sent me a song saying "This is totally you." The song was "Psycho KiI*er" from the movie "My Friend Dahmer".
I don't know what I did wrong.
als twee Turken vechten
Istanboel?
(this one only makes sense in dutch)
A horse walks into his therapy session , the pyschologist asks "Why the long face?"
(insert laugh track here)
Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would see it BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I don’t have any original jokes.
NO WAIT YES I DO, I think I came up with this one; A clown’s going 30 down the road on Halloween night, late for a party when he’s pulled over. The cop asks him what the hell his rush is, to which the clown responds he’s late for a job at a party. The cop laughs at this excuse, saying he’s just some guy in a clown costume going to get drunk at a Halloween party. The clown says no, he really is an actual professional clown. The cop says that if the guy can prove he’s an actual clown, he’ll let the 30 over the speed limit slide. The cop grabs road flares from his trunk and tells the clown to juggle them. The clown does so, but the cops still not impressed. Anyone can learn to juggle. So the cop suddenly throws his pistol into the juggling. Just then, a guy swerving all over the road passes, and immediately pulls over, walks up to the cop, takes his handcuffs, handcuffs himself and puts himself in the back of the cop’s car. The cop asks the guy why he just did that, and he says “I just saw a clown juggling flares and a gun in front of a cop, there’s no way in hell I’m passing a DUI test.”
Why did the chicken find nuggets in her car?
Because she forgot her chicks in it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Heres a real kneeslapper:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Best comment
Women am I right?
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