Das_Facility_Backup.57.986.76
Day 275 - All previous records lost. Initiating Backup
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Welp, all of my records are gone, fucking hell. Mashaadidas is close to being banned, restoring health to the forums and meaningful conversations instead of spam. SOTD is broken, mainly thanks to the new "spam prevention", although a quite pleasant redesign of site ui happened a couple days ago now. (All)
.God Himself.
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God was kind enough to absolve me of my sins! Maby he'll be kind enough to do the same for you! All you must do, is except it!
Tf happened i looked away for five god damn minutes?! (aka a week i was busy with divinity original sin 2)
Oh man what is happening I haven't been in the site for 3 months
only a fiyo apcalypse noting big
i leave for ONE week😭
ONE week?
...
like the time left till silksong?
😭😭😭
what's 278 be like?
im blue da ba dee da ba da
Man, I sure am glad I've been wearing this hazmat suit for the last... almost 2 years. Damn.
Das_Facility_Backup.57.986.76
Day 277.5 - Backup Running…
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I have found the cure. I finally rid all front facing accounts of the fiyo virus. Reply to the comment under Logbook [Hb etc.] and i will DM you the procedure. (All)
.God Himself.
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/Brodcastall [multporn_user (hasaccount?=true)]
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May God help us all, literally.
help mee!!
braainnss ... neeed... help
Sure
PLEAAAASE
gimme gimme
Das_Facility_Backup.57.986.76
Day 277 - Backup Running…
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More and more people getting infected by the day. Residents are Quarantining themselves and it seems like covid all over again. The [Fiyo] Virus seems to be relentless. I am close to a cure, but i need more time. I am constantly getting attacked by the virus to the point where all progress is slowing. I can barely find the time to keep writing these log reports. Hopefully we all make it out of here. It seems the entire balance of the world hangs on me, as if this virus escapes the website, it could all be over in an instant. (All)
.God Himself.
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Alas I am Returned
What the fuck is happening
multporn lore 2?
guh
uhh
fiyo infection
everyone is turning into fiyo
even god
twice
I am an asymptomatic carrier like Typhoid Mary
I just noticed your pfp lmao
*bangs on security door*
Das_Facility_Backup.57.986.76
Day 276 - Backup Successfully Initiated
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Alright so the backup works, didn't ever thing i'd be storing logs on a fucking porn site but here we are. I've identified the cause of the wipe, which is none other than the [fiyo] virus. it seems to be infecting other residents of this site and i seek to exterminate it. I've flushed it out of my main system but haven't managed to get it out of front facing accounts. Main server still isn't up and functioning yet so it will all be here until i make it happen. (All)
.God Himself.
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GUYS I FOUND A CURE!!!! YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR THIRD TESTICLE!!!
reading dis the scene in insterstellar of the Capitan reading the log
Motherficker! Like yo defense the acid of shit?
Yes