If suddenly out of no where Pokémon suddenly became real and you had the choice to choose a team of 6 Pokémon to have which would you choose? Would you choose the Pokémon you like, the broken ones or ones you would smash?
(also this is Pokémon from in the games not the canonical Pokémon that can make black holes and shit)
Meganium, Hisuian Zoroark, Gastrodon, Pangoro, Talonflame and my GOAT Mega Metagross.
and just in case someone is trying to cheat, ill throw the creator of "Anything Goes" tier on them.
Because Pokémon was banned in our country, I never had the chance to watch it when I was younger. (You might say I can watch it online now, but I'm in my 20s and it doesn't appeal to me anymore.)
I’d probably try to become a trainer first and build a competitive team… then fail lol. After retiring, though, I think I’d put together a team that’s actually useful for everyday life.
Rotom: If something electronic breaks or I need an upgrade for my PC, I’ll just shove Rotom into it and hope for the best.
Corviknight: In Sword and Shield, they basically serve as the region’s air taxis. I’d never have to worry about traffic again. I was debating between Corviknight and Dragonite, but Dragonite seems like a hassle to raise when you have to start with a Dratini.
Alakazam: I’m pretty sure the Pokédex mentions that it’s one of the smartest Pokémon out there. I could probably train it to run errands, do my taxes, or manage my finances. Basically a Sheldon Cooper.
Chansey: With how expensive hospital visits are these days, I want a Pokémon that can heal illnesses and injuries. Plus, it could help take care of my other Pokémon.
Ditto: If I ever need something really specific, Ditto can probably handle it. If I can’t find one, I’d settle for a Machamp. It could carry groceries, move furniture, and all that shit.
And finally, Gardevoir: Y’all know why. 👀👀
Alright. Hear me out, zygarde, regigigas, naganadel, silvally, aegislash, haxorus. Specifically shiny regi and naganadel
Says the guy with a profile picture of a woman getting a cavity search (it does not involve her mouth)
Sure man, sure we all believe you
I mean i dont really care but you're a man underneath trust
regel dertig zegt dat er geen meisjes op het internet zijn
ik heb nog nooit beweert van een meisje te zijn, jij wel
Both?
I'd still just choose a team i'd fight with but i could still catch some more mons later.
No legendaries or too op
Starter would prob be my boy Typhlosion, Ludicolo, Lapras, Gallade, Altaria and either Voltula or Vikavolt
You still chose typhlosion even after the files came out? That shows loyalty good for you
Some non canon bs would never ruin the bond i've had with my goat. We've been through Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and probably the rest of them up to sword and shield I just don't remember the english region names
Besides i barely know what you're on about
There was this gamefreak leak a year or two ago and it had these internal fanfictions that people working there wrote. And.. well... it was freaky stuff
If pokemon where real we'd all be fucking dead right now you fucking idiots
these animals would be FUCKING GODS THEY CAN JUST CUASE EARTHQUAKES AND FLOODS WHEN EVER THEY WANT!
that was the most backround character ass joke ever fucking said
plus shit dont even make sense, dirty ass nigga
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Because Pokémon was banned in our country, I never had the chance to watch it when I was younger. (You might say I can watch it online now, but I'm in my 20s and it doesn't appeal to me anymore.)
That explains why i was never able to watch Pokemon at my grandma's and only cartoon network...