GUYS I FUCKED UP IN THE MULTKITCHEN HELP

not all that bad, you should see what i cooked up a few hours ago 

head chefs!!! we need help...WARDENNNNNN!!!!

well, at least my steak that i was cooking is still fin-

OH MY GOD I JUST PUT MY ONLY BACKUP OF BULLY INTO THE MICROWAVE

Okay, who was the insane mf that teleported all the bread?

WHO PUT THE BAKE PAN IN THE MICROWA-

THE PANTRY'S BEEN COMPROMISED BY RATS

CLEAR THE BUILDING NOW!!!

TACHANKA IS BURNING THE ENTIRE FUCKING KITCHEN DOWN HELPPPP

guys i disposed of the dead bodies in the meat grinder

Gang who let bro cook?

What the fuck... Who sprayed whipped cream on the turkey... wait that's not...

Guys the food inspector is coming hurry up dispose of the dead bodies!!!!

You have a gun, shoot the fucking fire if you can't win the normal way

Why there is uranium in the microwa-

How do you burn water!?

ha ha, jonathan 

THERE'S GAS LEAKING ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE, HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THA- 

French potato

your welcome

Have you tried turning the fire off and on again?

If you pour water on it it will explode .

So im with spoink bim on this one

I was boutta start giving the Henry speech, but Warden got to it first... so instead, try some water.

Connection terminated, Im sorry to interupt you Yeager, If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to cook, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of Anons in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.