Talk about your days what you do what you like etc
(I made another one because the original is fucking gone)
Talk about your days what you do what you like etc
(I made another one because the original is fucking gone)
my friend (and i use friend loosely) has been lying about his entire personality for the last 3-4 ish years. he claimed a whole bunch of shit that wasn’t real, like being a hockey prospect or some shit and dating this one girl the whole time (it was a cover name for 3 diff girls) his life is basically a reverse self insert, because one thing he does do is write “fan fiction” mainly about himself (its pretty weird shit tbh) and what he does is he writes shit down and then becomes the thing he writes, like he wants to transform into a better version of himself. hes a fucking sociopath or smth idk. point is, be urself twin✌️ cuz being you is better than anything else this motherfucker could come up with.
One of these days, he's gonna write one about killing someone. The prophets words sing a dreary song.
Everyone, I've come to make an announcement. Check the user uploads in the next few days. There are (hopefully) going to be two post by yours truly.
Your really going to want to see them, so I figured I'd drop a heads up!
I'm on a tanker in the mediterranean rn, the wifi here is pretty dogshit lmao. I'll be back home in about 30-33 months, so I expect I will be here less, that's why I kinda left, a graceful and gradual exit from the scene, just letting y'all know that, now I have to go back to cooking and cleaning actual shit off of the FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I really do like it don't get me wrong, the pay is great, not to mention the culture I'm getting to experience, the food is weird and I just want a good sourdough sandwich with black forest ham and olive oil mayonaise with extra sharp chedder cheese, I'm fuckin hunkery for some fuckin good american food man
Yesterday some retard puked all over the bench seat near my station, and he just left it, so i had to clean it up and it fucking sucked, smelled like... well it smeeled liike vomit
one thing that does bother me is the coasties over here, they are total pricks
Some dude brought his little rc car onboard and was driving it a while ago and he just fuckin drove it right into this fatguys legs right, the fat guy fuckin falls on his ass, shit was funny as hell
it's pretty busy rn
i have today off but ill see if i can help with breakfast
see yah later nerds (for real this time, I WILL be back)
btw i was being sarcastic about the culture, the people are pricks over here, and they smell like human feces, maybe it's just the fellas by the dock but even when i went inland around ehhh 7 maybe 8 miles, they still acted the same, maybe its because i'm white or a tankerchud, idk, they still smell bad tho, nothin i can do about that
How dare the universe keep me from Ultrakill Layer 8 for a whole day?
Now I will P-Rank them all out of spite
my shovel just bit me
and right after I ordered the parts I need to fix it
the absolute nerve
this is my shovel

and this is where it bit me

and if you'll refer back to the picture of my shovel, you'll see that the handle is fucked beyond repair, so I need to replace it
in order to replace it to the same spec as the original, I need rivets and rivet punches, those were "the parts I need to fix it" that I alluded to earlier
that would be the M43 in my reply to Trim01
although mine is from after the war
that one I bought at a flee market, and Im not sure if its surplus or not, all I know is that its French, and Im not even fully sure about that
these ones are surplus though

in order, a licensed copy of a US pattern M43 entrenching tool
and an ABL entrening tool
I also bought a romanian entrenching tool for my dads christmas last year, but I dont have a pic of that one
𓆡𓆏𓄃FRAUD 𓆉𓃓𓃸𓃩𓃦𒅌𒅃𒇫𒁂𒆙𒈔𒆙𒈒TOMORROW☜➫☚➢➢➤↗︎↘︎→☟𓊈𓊉⇲⇲ᕗ𓊈𓊈ᕕ⇲」༽⪩ˋ⪨⦉⦆⦉⪩ˎ╏╎HAKITA🂦🂤🂭🂳𓃮𓃮𓃖𓆙𓃖𓅺𓅽𓅹𓅸𓅽𓋚𓐮DELAY

And Keter labs is currently producing a film where they are trying to get markiplier lol
It looks so good I can’t wait. I like how it doesn’t just focus on the scp’s like most fan shows but focuses on the effects they have on people
dead ass most mfs dont know a single scp past sereis one or 5000
wait till niggas read scp 6969 and learn even jerking off in the scp universe isnt safe. the gooners so far have yet to discorver scp 9471 and its been a few months
we litterally got fucking Fanon Mal0 as an actual scp and niggas got no idea because 90% of fans are illitrate or just get info from slop channels
Just got halfway through my 3rd Cyberpunk playthrough. fuckn love this game.
I would love to thank teh admins of this site for letting me goon gallons upon gallons upon liters of goon. I have gooned so much and so hard that my dih is sore and my balls have drained so much that they hurt like muscle strain.
Now ima go back to gooning to loli, mini male, rape, furryies, MLP and whatever gold is in mister greenfelds bookmarks
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So, it went well... I think...
We'd agreed on meeting in small grocery store parking lot just outside the town center. Of course we'd managed to park at opposite ends and couldn't find eachother at first.
After we figured that out and finally met, I introduced her to my dogs and we decided we'd do the special holiday season walking route/ lightshow thing, where they have a bunch of pretty lights and some kind of holographic projections set up at various parks throughout town.
So we walked, and we talked, and I showed her how to walk a dog properly because she doesn't have a dog, but she caught on pretty quickly.
That took about an hour and a half, after which she mentioned she was hungry so went and got some streetfood, which I was not allowed to pay for.
We sat down on a bench to eat and did some people watching, after which we decided to head back.
Back at the cars I put my dogs away first before walking her to her car, where we agreed on having had fun and that it was definitely up for repeat. After which we hugged and said our goodbyes.
All in all we spent about two and a half hours together.
It's a bit early to say I'm in love, but I can definitely see myself falling for her.
Tldr, second date is happening.