multporn hierarchy
1- Administrator
2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)
3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)
4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)
5- Adults (3 year accounts)
6- Teens (2 year accounts)
7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)
8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts)
9- Anons
(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )
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This is real tho
I've seen active accounts for 7 years. I wish they would participate in the forums a little more.
you can't remain sane for that long, I mean, look at administrator.
You think the admins are sane to begin with?
you're being too passive-aggressive man are, you crazy? the admins are always watching, we're never safe
edit: i'm talking especially about you, alex
The admins are not that crazy, they know how to take a joke... sometimes.
I never thought I would be so normal.
You're not
So... AM I HAVE A SUPERPOWER???
No. You're just not normal, that doesn't mean you're special.
OH MY GOD!¹²³ !ضصث! thanks you very much!
I don't think calling anyone on a porn site 6-8 is a good idea
This isnt meant to be taken seriously at all
it is a sad time that i am forced to make an annoucement. i found someone and will be leaving you all. know that this account will remain up, but not active, until i eventually return, to this beautiful place.
batshit insane person here, see you in hell.
One day, you can sit down with a bowl of ice cream and a spoon in hand, reopen this site, and get all the support you need right here. We will pass your name through the generations. 😢 So long.
Shit of course I forgot to log in for that one 😞
Return to us as soon as possible, we will miss you
We will miss you 💙
Hey look! It's me!
godspeed, you were one of the best ones in this hellhole🫡
good for you man, glad you can finally leave this hellhole
make sure to visit sometime!
rest assured i will be back. wether its 3 days or 3000 years
I will take it as a sign that if you don't come back you are either doing very well or you're dead, possibly on the run.
The bittersweet ending,
you were a good one, i wish you the best
see you next week?
Oh shit, can't believe I qualify as an adult
Woah woah woah, you were using this site before you were 18?
No, I meant on the ranking thing, I can't believe I've had an account this long
Damn im older
:(
^^
I have been using the site for 5 years, but I opened an account 2 months ago, what level am I in now?
1- Me
2- You
Sandvich supremacy.
there is an account for both
I think having your own comic posted here should elevate you in some way
i'm shit at art but ill think about it
I dont mean you specifically, just that artists with a comic here should be higher on the pyramid
People will look at this in some years and be very confused.
the base level does not match with other levels
Yeah, I know. I'm not a graphic designer, it was like 3 in the morning, and I'm only willing to put so much effort into dissing En.
I would correct it since it bugs me, but I can't.
:(
I'll replace it if you post a corrected version. Though not if you change the order.
I CAN'T POST
Why are lurkers below anons
:(
ye olde heads
Well god damn it's crazy to think that I've been here for over 3 years now. Gonna be an Old Head in April
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