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Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023
a goofy a little thing I thought of

multporn hierarchy

 

1- Administrator

2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)

3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)

4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)

5- Adults (3 year accounts)

6- Teens (2 year accounts)

7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)

8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts) 

9- Anons

 

(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )

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mashaadidas's picture
Joined: 19/11/2024

Нет!

Username Unavailable's picture
Joined: 12/12/2022

Guess I'm back in my teenage years. Lotta mistakes back then

Anal Anon's picture
Joined: 15/06/2025

Yeah this is 100% true, kinda crazy to think I could be an oldhead if I just made an account back then. Ah whatever.

Spionk Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Valid. I approve this message.

im Jakeing it's picture
Joined: 12/02/2025

This is real tho

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

I've seen active accounts for 7 years. I wish they would participate in the forums a little more.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

you can't remain sane for that long, I mean, look at administrator.

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

You think the admins are sane to begin with?

Spionk Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

You are nearly a ancient. One more year, and your there. I just hit- well fuck.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

you're being too passive-aggressive man are, you crazy? the admins are always watching, we're never safe

edit: i'm talking especially about you, alex

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

The admins are not that crazy, they know how to take a joke... sometimes.

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

I never thought I would be so normal.

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

You're not

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

So... AM I HAVE A SUPERPOWER???

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

No. You're just not normal, that doesn't mean you're special.

Uranus's picture
Joined: 19/05/2025

OH MY GOD!¹²³ !ضصث! thanks you very much!

yuri peak's picture
Joined: 06/06/2025

I don't think calling anyone on a porn site 6-8 is a good idea

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

This isnt meant to be taken seriously at all

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

it is a sad time that i am forced to make an annoucement. i found someone and will be leaving you all. know that this account will remain up, but not active, until i eventually return, to this beautiful place.

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

Man, I think we really lost our man...I guess we should be happy for him.

Nick Claus CC's picture
Joined: 09/12/2024

Damnit, came here late, but good luck out there

Anonymous
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batshit insane person here, see you in hell.

Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

One day, you can sit down with a bowl of ice cream and a spoon in hand, reopen this site, and get all the support you need right here. We will pass your name through the generations. 😢 So long.

im Jakeing it's picture
Joined: 12/02/2025

Shit of course I forgot to log in for that one 😞

Administrator's picture
Joined: 29/05/2015

Return to us as soon as possible, we will miss you

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

We will miss you 💙

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Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Hey look! It's me!

Anonymous
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godspeed, you were one of the best ones in this hellhole🫡

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

good for you man, glad you can finally leave this hellhole

 

make sure to visit sometime!

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

rest assured i will be back. wether its 3 days or 3000 years

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

I will take it as a sign that if you don't come back you are either doing very well or you're dead, possibly on the run.

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

The bittersweet ending,

 you were a good one, i wish you the best

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

see you next week?

Casey's picture
Joined: 04/12/2021

Oh shit, can't believe I qualify as an adult

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

Woah woah woah, you were using this site before you were 18? 

Casey's picture
Joined: 04/12/2021

No, I meant on the ranking thing, I can't believe I've had an account this long

Ranger Yeager's picture
Joined: 10/09/2020

Damn im older

Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

:(

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

^^

Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

I have been using the site for 5 years, but I opened an account 2 months ago, what level am I in now?

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

I'm in the same boat, was a lurker since the site opened, then made an account for fun, and here we are.

OG anonymous photo's picture
Joined: 15/06/2025

Same here, I was flabbergasted the moment I visualized that I never create an account after all this years I don't even watch the porn now, just the adult humor.

Sandvich's picture
Joined: 18/09/2023

1- Me

2- You

Himiko Toga's picture
Joined: 28/04/2023

Sandvich supremacy.

Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

there is an account for both 

CHSZAN's picture
Joined: 21/04/2023

I think having your own comic posted here should elevate you in some way

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

i'm shit at art but ill think about it 

CHSZAN's picture
Joined: 21/04/2023

I dont mean you specifically, just that artists with a comic here should be higher on the pyramid

Mister Greenfeld's picture
Joined: 26/04/2023

hierarchy.png

Tonantzintla 618's picture
Joined: 05/08/2024

People will look at this in some years and be very confused.

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