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Fiyo a goofy a little thing I thought of

multporn hierarchy

 

1- Administrator

2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)

3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)

4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)

5- Adults (3 year accounts)

6- Teens (2 year accounts)

7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)

8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts) 

9- Anons

 

(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )

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Dave Grohl's picture
Joined: 06/11/2023

Word?

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

i wish someone would pull off a successful role call of all the ancients that are still left

Anonymous
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multporn 10 years ago had more variety than today.

Anonymous
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This site ain’t 10 years old bruh 

Kelthuzer's picture
Joined: 20/03/2024

no, your are wrong proof https://multporn.net/users/administrator

Anonymous
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Imagine spending 10 years on a porn site 😭

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

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What about them super old ass accounts that always pop up on Currently Active Users, ive seen multiple old accounts, what would these ppl be classified as since they log on but dont interact?

Trim01

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

They are basically like anons 

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

since we're going for an aging theme with these names, I suggest we call them miscarriages

they exist, or existed at one point or another, but theyre just not really *there*

if you catch my drift

but they still have an account which does put them a step above anons imo

God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

or we could call them drifters, miscarriages is funnier tho

Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Drifter is good, and god, so is miscarriages, but imma drop one rq.

Here me out, "banished"

Huh, huh!? How bout that sauce, ehh?

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

But they are still actively online tho, so more like outcasts

Trim01

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

randomly calling someone a miscarriage sounds hilarious so im all for it

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

You miscarrige

Trim01

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

laughing my ass off rn, thanks trim :]

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Yeah no thats fair.

Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

You are a wholesome lad.

Probably one of the only accounts... no-no thats not right... people-people here that actually cares about others around you. Thats a tall toll for someone to take up, and you should know that your doing good in life. 

Sorry, I just felt like spreading some good vibes. Take care fam, ✌️

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

too wholesome, disliked. push the cart 

Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Nice upvote there.

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Is that needed though? Theres like maybe 3-4 that are semi active or last i checked were.

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

excluding Demo and myself, Warden is the only one I know of

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Yeah i thought of like theonetruegod or the universe, buut tbh both of them are not even semi active anymore

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

spy and medic are both still around but i rarely see them in forums

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Spy quite literally replied to your comment 

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

but often? no 

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

My man Gustaaf is blue spy 

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Have you ever seen Spy and me in the same room together?

Thats what I thought 

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

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Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

shit wrong account 

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

Someone here is a blue spy

Trim01

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Id count them

bc, to be fair, they could be on a hiatus

I also left for the better part of a year

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

I haven't seen the universe since a year at most prob but like theonetruegod was here a few months ago i think right?

Like some of the older accs are still somewhat here.

 

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Ive def seen both of them within the last year, but yeah, theyre not very active currently 

and now that theres that feature to see which accounts are online Ive noticed theres also a lot of old accounts that just dont engage with the community 

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Yeah why would they some of them only use the comment section or just nothing at all lol

Anonymous
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I should make a account because baby role play makes me hard 

Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

I encountered a deadass age regresser on Roblox a while back and that shit legit digusted me, you and fiyo must be stopped

Trim01

The.drink's picture
Joined: 03/01/2025

People getting a bit too brave about what they say on the internet 

Retep's picture
Joined: 01/06/2025

goo goo ga ga i com from womb of mothar

Anonymous Commenter's picture
Joined: 25/06/2023

 This is... GAY! 

Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Guys, im a teen.

Well... almost.

Limbo Prime in a jolly spirit's picture
Joined: 09/09/2024

ig i still have much to grow

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

>tfw even my youngest alt is considered an "adult" according to this

idek how to feel about this

Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Time to retire old man

Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

you are old

Anonymous
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Break the hierarchy 

mashaadidas's picture
Joined: 19/11/2024

Нет!

Uncle Gael's picture
Joined: 12/12/2022

Guess I'm back in my teenage years. Lotta mistakes back then

Anal Anon's picture
Joined: 15/06/2025

Yeah this is 100% true, kinda crazy to think I could be an oldhead if I just made an account back then. Ah whatever.

Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Valid. I approve this message.

im Jakeing it's picture
Joined: 12/02/2025

This is real tho

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