Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ####, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have ### with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ####. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take #### all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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Great now everyone's horny
Amazing job you can make so much
Btw the pie chart is wrong even though the sources are NASA
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ####, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have ### with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ####. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take #### all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
His take as red is crazy
"Nux"
this is truly reddit chungus wholesome keanu reeves 100. can we have some updoots for this kind stranger?
0:59 you did not just say that about my boy. have you even played kingdom hearts? this upsets me deeply, and I was just here for shits n giggles.
9 x10000000
i can smell the redditor from this
This is great
Can any of you fine folks of lackadaisy call for viktor,I have a few words to exchange with him.
Holy heck
The way she Is just directed to touch grass
I like hug's more than sex
I have more hugs than sex...
Nobody ever hugs me
AWW
she got what she wanted
i remember this was me
ahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhha it´s so funny
WAIT A FUCK SECOND...
That ending tho it scares me
Skill issue
i dont think this guy knows how chemistry or math works. to be fair, they're a porn artist.
To be fair they didn't create the copypasta. They just animated it.
tbh we are talking pokemon logic.
at 1:39, people who know, know
she's got turned white T-T
NUX?!?!
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