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Terrible I hate porn. 

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Back in my day, you could get a shave and a haircut fer 2 bits. Now, get off MY lawn!  Agnes:"You yellin' at them magical talkin' ponies again?" Stay outta my business, devil woman! "Did you take yer meds this mornin'?" 

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50? Damn prostitutes are expensive in equestria. That could buy you a decent dinner every day for a week. 

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Those gold coins might look like a lot but a tomato is worth only 1 and some cherries 2. Gold and jewels are pretty much worthless in Equestria so each coin is only worth like a buck, maybe 50 cents. So 50 is actually pretty cheap. 

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why the fuck do you know this?

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Eeeh

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How the fuck did they nail the personalities that spot on?!?

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Yeah

 

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yes

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No fucking way they put Kendrick Lamar's The Heart Part 5 beat in the background

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I used to find that song very moving but now I won't be able to disassociate it from this video.

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I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BRUH LMFAO

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THEY DID

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Imagine an every other day you to yell at some to stop sucking dick on your front lawn. Lmao.

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If anyone is asking, this was a commission. So someone paid the artist to make this

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this is a whole new level of disturbing

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after investagateing i would bite her face off

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Good boy

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trixy strait up says i will suck ur dick for money and he just goes along with it15

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i like how more work went into the dialogue than the porn

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Im gonna need to know the conversion rate of these"bits" to eur or usd to determine if he really got his money's worth.

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He either paid $6,25 or $25,00

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If Im getting a sloppy from a horse it better pay me enough to allow me to drink my sorrows away afterwards.

And 25$ does not cut it.

Fucking rip-off 

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You can get a whole bottle of wine or cheap liquor for less.

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This is an estimation of the exchange rate for Bits = Dollars. 4 Bits = $14.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)

1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples

0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.35-$0.37 Nets you a single apple

 

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he paid 175 dollars bro what

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so he piad 700$ for a damn blow job from some pony? damn what a rip off

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Bro how u get 700

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Bro, with that math, he won't be able to reply because he can't answer the math question