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wtf

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I can't relate. Male brethren, do not enlighten me with your sex life, I am your female brethren, I'm perfectly fine *Starts sweating emotionally*

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Huh

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 my sex life:

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Joined: 30/08/2020

This is epic 

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Damn the sex scene was actually really hot
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would be even better with more light

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Joined: 22/05/2019

I'm sure I saw like a version of this on YouTube or something and I wasn't expecting actual... like porn.

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Joined: 09/06/2022

and here I was in right field, picking my nose and watching the dandelions grow, when BAM! watermelon

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speedo was ALWAYS good
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Joined: 19/08/2021

Well I'll be damned, he had a  watermelfunction

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Marry me, your jokes are almighty

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You bitch
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What the fuck am I supposed to learn from that.
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Math of scientist
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Joined: 24/05/2020

Instructions unclear, I stuck my dick in a pile of salt

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Have y'all ever fucked a fish before?
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I fucked a shark. beat that

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no
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impossible
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just tried any suggestion for reattaching dick post guillotine
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Joined: 10/05/2022

now we need S.E.X 2

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