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I can't relate. Male brethren, do not enlighten me with your sex life, I am your female brethren, I'm perfectly fine *Starts sweating emotionally*

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 my sex life:

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Joined: 2020/08/30

This is epic 

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Damn the sex scene was actually really hot
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Joined: 2019/05/22

I'm sure I saw like a version of this on YouTube or something and I wasn't expecting actual... like porn.

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Joined: 2022/06/09

and here I was in right field, picking my nose and watching the dandelions grow, when BAM! watermelon

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speedo was ALWAYS good
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Joined: 2021/08/19

Well I'll be damned, he had a  watermelfunction

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Marry me, your jokes are almighty

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You bitch
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What the fuck am I supposed to learn from that.
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Math of scientist
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Joined: 2020/05/24

Instructions unclear, I stuck my dick in a pile of salt

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Have y'all ever fucked a fish before?
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I fucked a shark. beat that

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no
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impossible
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just tried any suggestion for reattaching dick post guillotine
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First
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Joined: 2022/05/10

now we need S.E.X 2