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Bowsette's alternate origin

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大家好,这里有中国同胞吗?饥渴了。

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Can she make a sandwich though 

 

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probably 

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Anyone else now what this to be a fleshed out story where everything cums together and something worse than Bowser threatens the people of the Mushroom kingdom?

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Honestly, this is peak vengeance. Bowser fucked Peach, so Mario fucks Bowser's daughter.

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Bowser fr smashed peach, I would not blame him, peach do be havin cake, and now bowsette just be slamming that THICC ass on that, and goddamn it made me hard...

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 bro looks like he's being tortured D:

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But does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

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man im bouta grill her cheese...

 

bc she burnt hers and she too stupid to make another

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Does anyone?

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that's the real question 

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The sound design sucks, it's so obvious it's a dude clapping 
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Somehow this is one of hinca's tamer works 
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I would laugh so freaking much if in the end there was just a short, 5 to 10 seconds long section where its just Mario and pregnant Bowsette meeting Bowser and Peach with them being like "Well, guess we're all related now..."
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Bro doesn't know that Bowser = Bowsette ....

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The first seconds of this already ended me
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wait, isn't it  a bear riding a big mushroom? 

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He still gets to fuck peach in some way
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Mission Control? I have located the target approaching now.
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Ah greetings my dear boy you may call me Bond, James Bond

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This makes so much more sense than bowser putting on a super crown and becoming a waifu
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I'm shocked 

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mario got FUCKKED  
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Hey guys wanna mae a cheese sandwhich cult.
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Sure

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that’s so tight
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mi wile e ni: jan "Bowsette" unpa e mi sama jan "Mario". mi jo e palisa mije suli mite. mi unpa e ona la ona pilin pona mute
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well this is a damn first. Lmfao, Toki Pona in the literal least expected place. Imagine what the Sitelen Sitelen of this would look like.
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Why did you have to bring toki pona (The Language of Good) into this??? This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. "I want Bowsette to fuck me the same way she fucks Mario. I have a very big dick. When I fuck her, she'll feel good."  Great, I'm so glad that I spent time out of my life to learn this language. This is the most useful learning toki pona has ever been for me and I fucking hate it. 
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a a a mi pilin pona tan ni: mi pona e toki pona sina

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