I have found a new pair of pants that can sustain considerable stress without structural damage. They appear to be made of some sort of highly durable elastic synthetic. Forwarding to [employee #2374] in department of synthetic materials research and [employee #3197] in department of consumer attire research.
recommended course of action:
further research into this new material is advised.
The material of said pants was analyzed and successfully mass recreated and now is ready for commercial use.
The procedure is to enhance the elastic synthetic found in most pants with female ejaculation fluids. If pants are bathed in said substance, they fuse the elastic properties and greatly enhance the rigidity and flexibility by up to 670%, resulting in a good contraception method
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Report #28473609-2A:
I have found a new pair of pants that can sustain considerable stress without structural damage. They appear to be made of some sort of highly durable elastic synthetic. Forwarding to [employee #2374] in department of synthetic materials research and [employee #3197] in department of consumer attire research.
recommended course of action:
further research into this new material is advised.
Research report #6769420666333
Addendum A:
The material of said pants was analyzed and successfully mass recreated and now is ready for commercial use.
The procedure is to enhance the elastic synthetic found in most pants with female ejaculation fluids. If pants are bathed in said substance, they fuse the elastic properties and greatly enhance the rigidity and flexibility by up to 670%, resulting in a good contraception method