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Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Friday works. I still don't understand how you're so fucking good but you're fucking blind. What the fuck?

Justice-The Awesome Demon's picture
Joined: 01/11/2021

I can't give away all my tricks now! 

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

You will one day. Later Justice

Justice-The Awesome Demon's picture
Joined: 01/11/2021

Peace!

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Does it cure void hangovers?

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Idk, but worth a shot right?

 

No pun intented

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Yep, please hand me that shit

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

On my way

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Yo can you please hurry the fuck up with that shit? That void hangover feels like my fucking head is being sucked in on itself while simultaneously being fucking split in half

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Calm down Im almost there.

I also took some of Medics painkillers with me in case the aspirin doesnt do much, Im telling you, thats shits some strong stuff.

Problem is, he keeps that stuff locked in a safe so I had to break the lock first, thats why Im running late.

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Alright alright just make it quick

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Ok im here, I take it you're the half dead lump of flesh and bones on the couch?

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

No that's the Helltaker back from the Abyss 

Yes it's me motherfucker!

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Alright then, how are you feeling cheeky

 

Also, here's some of that painkiller, it looks like you need it.

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

How am I feeling, I'm feeling like shit right now. Gimme that shit, I really need this

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Dont take to much now, you might just end up feeling worse than you already do.

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Fine, I wish Zasalamel would hurry up with that void hangover cure shit

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

So are you feeling any better?

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Yeah the shit doesn't hurt anymore but I feel hollow as fuck, like my insides were fucking sucked out of me

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Hey, for once you were sucked out by something other than me. cheeky

And do you need me to fill you back up? wink

 

In all seriousness though, do I need to make you something to eat or drink?

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

I'll take a fucking kielbasa breakfast skillet

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

As you wish, gimme 30

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Aight

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Anything to drink in the meantime?

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

I'll take a screwdriver

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Are you sure alcohol is a good idea while you're still hungover?

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

That's nothing compared to what I drank last night, this is like my fucking water

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Where's the orange juice?

Is it buried behind all the vodka?

BLU Spy's Head's picture
Joined: 11/12/2020

Nvm found it.

Malina-The Sour Demon's picture
Joined: 14/09/2021

Ok

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