The 82nd and 101 will disrupt supply lines while pattons 6th army will use newly equipped t29 tanks of the 3rd armoured division to anihalate this godless abomination.
casual background character: yes death to them all that will show them not to fuck your wife time to start the great dusting get the general electric minigun (and i mean the general electric that makes washing machine one spins to make something clean the other spins to make something disappear)
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Wow that nuke button is looking promising, I think I should push it, do you think I should push it, I think I should push it, I'm gonna to push it.
Wow
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"Go fuck them up soldier!" "WAIT NOT LIKE THAT!" "WAIT NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!!!!!"
Hah.
These comments have better plot than any comic
Calmly dialing the number for the god emperor of mankind.
god: yes, I know, I was just calling for help, (turns to the second phone) excuse me, but is your lord there?
Z-trooper: Let me go get him, (turns to his boss), yo boss! Big man in da sky calling for ya!
me: what could God want with me of all elementals? (Picks up phone) This is ohma flame, fire elemental and ruler of the delta core, how can I help you
god: there is this MLP comic called “Z-breed” and-
me: say no more, we were already planing a raid on that universe, I assure you we can get it done, god
god: thank you
Me:.....oh boy, I know someone is gonna-
metal claw: boss, pass me a jackhammer and dildo. I have some un-fucking too do
me:....do you also need a few time bombs?
metal claw: one time nuke and 100 smaller ones
me: alright, looks like this zebra race choose Extinction.....wait, why?
metal claw: they fucked my wife
me:.....(pulls BFG 10,0000) let’s kill them, who’s with me?
are the girls boys and Turing into girls or are they boys and then being impregnated as boys
but either way HOLY FUCK EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM GOD.
accidentally clicked on this thought hey going to sleep maybe a little furry porn won't hurt. It definitely hurt
Me: don’t worry, holy man. We gonna have a hunting party until these zebra bastards are Extinct
metal claw: let’s OBLITERATE them~ AND SHOW THEM NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!
casual background character: yes death to them all that will show them not to fuck your wife time to start the great dusting get the general electric minigun (and i mean the general electric that makes washing machine one spins to make something clean the other spins to make something disappear)
Maet stop stealing jokes
The zebras are turning male ponies into girls
To the gas chambers we go
well, anyway I'm going to take a shower
This is one of the best porn comics I have EVER seen! The art is amazing!
Haha nigga penis willy eat
Willy in bum haha but come one how dare you do poor cute lil fluttershy like dat UwU
Eggs
Wtf are you on about.
Me: wait, isn’t this Fluttershy dating-
Doomguy: (calmly walks past with a BFG 10,000)
me:....yep, those zebras are sssssooooo dead
1. Wtf are you smoking.
2. Can I have some.
3. Wtf.
"I don't want to be lesbian anymore"
Lmao
Damb yall niggas is thirsty as fuck for a quick nut this shit is gay af
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