The 82nd and 101 will disrupt supply lines while pattons 6th army will use newly equipped t29 tanks of the 3rd armoured division to anihalate this godless abomination.
casual background character: yes death to them all that will show them not to fuck your wife time to start the great dusting get the general electric minigun (and i mean the general electric that makes washing machine one spins to make something clean the other spins to make something disappear)
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Primus:Brother,this planet's all yours
Unicron:(slowly floating over to devour this planet)
Retro means from 1983
loads m1a1 abhrams with intent to kill
Retro Freddy:Bonnie,get the guns
Retro Bonnie:Dear god
Retro Chica:PINKIE PIE NOOOO
Retro Foxy:WE MARCH TO WAAAAAR
Retro Golden Freddy:(Twitching Violently)
Fredbear:Zebra's chose death
Spring Bonnie:(Calmly grabbing his knife collection)
Puppet:(White aura starts to swirl around her)
idk what do you mean by retro but Freadbear and Golden Freddy are the same character
Optimus Prime:Sweet mother of Primus
Bumblebee: I'm gonna be sick
Ratchet:I can't fix that
Hot Rod:uh...i'm gonna get Unicron
Mirage:NOOOO,RAINBOW DASH,WE WERE GONNA RACE
Grimlock:Primus give me strength
Starscream:SEEKERS,TO THE SKY'S
Megatron:What in Primus'd name
Soundwave:Soundwave supior,Zebras monsters
Shockwave:Oh I'm gonna *Pukes*
Skyquake:Null rays ready lord megatron
Thunderclap:by the all spark
*Calmly loads Kf51 panther*
Wow that nuke button is looking promising, I think I should push it, do you think I should push it, I think I should push it, I'm gonna to push it.
Wow
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"Go fuck them up soldier!" "WAIT NOT LIKE THAT!" "WAIT NOT LIKE THAT EITHER!!!!!"
Hah.
These comments have better plot than any comic
Calmly dialing the number for the god emperor of mankind.
god: yes, I know, I was just calling for help, (turns to the second phone) excuse me, but is your lord there?
Z-trooper: Let me go get him, (turns to his boss), yo boss! Big man in da sky calling for ya!
me: what could God want with me of all elementals? (Picks up phone) This is ohma flame, fire elemental and ruler of the delta core, how can I help you
god: there is this MLP comic called “Z-breed” and-
me: say no more, we were already planing a raid on that universe, I assure you we can get it done, god
god: thank you
Me:.....oh boy, I know someone is gonna-
metal claw: boss, pass me a jackhammer and dildo. I have some un-fucking too do
me:....do you also need a few time bombs?
metal claw: one time nuke and 100 smaller ones
me: alright, looks like this zebra race choose Extinction.....wait, why?
metal claw: they fucked my wife
me:.....(pulls BFG 10,0000) let’s kill them, who’s with me?
are the girls boys and Turing into girls or are they boys and then being impregnated as boys
but either way HOLY FUCK EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM GOD.
accidentally clicked on this thought hey going to sleep maybe a little furry porn won't hurt. It definitely hurt
Me: don’t worry, holy man. We gonna have a hunting party until these zebra bastards are Extinct
metal claw: let’s OBLITERATE them~ AND SHOW THEM NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!
casual background character: yes death to them all that will show them not to fuck your wife time to start the great dusting get the general electric minigun (and i mean the general electric that makes washing machine one spins to make something clean the other spins to make something disappear)
Maet stop stealing jokes
The zebras are turning male ponies into girls
To the gas chambers we go
well, anyway I'm going to take a shower
This is one of the best porn comics I have EVER seen! The art is amazing!
Haha nigga penis willy eat
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