Damn, Skeletor from space truly does get all the bitches, even without the sword. Impressive! Question, where's the nearest costume shop? Gotta try an idea from a friend with a boney burny boner.
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
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Velma! get up my avatar I need you to enact vengeance
the real one
I swear you are ewerywhere
Nice art 6/10 , bust a nut!
One of my favorites. Need me a thicc nerd to cosplay velma
literally thought it was bonnie
Who ever likes this i will destroy your Planet!
The universe already went through its heat death in 2019, were all in hell now
hi
Wait, so you're NOT from Earth?
Honestly i like the art style and it's really hot, it's not deserving of a 10 but i really want to....9/10
9/10
The F**k you say you little Shit!
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
I wanna tell myself you're bullshitting but I also know that the Jar Man video is a thing so I'm kinda at a crossroads
its a copypasta
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Nice
Three areone impostor among US.
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