I hate when people ask me, "what are you doing to my car?" I'm stealing your catalytic converter so I can buy crack. don't waste my time with such feeble minded questions. it's rude.
I'mma call Walmart... I'mma call Walmart really- FUUUUUUUU- I'mma call Walmart really quick to see, Uhh... If I'm old enough to buy laxatives. So I don't have to walk there again and get told to fuck off.
Lady: Walmart pharmacy, how can I help you?
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
lady: well fuck off you little-
NO FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!! (hangs up) they just got pranked.
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Give me bleach and the gun Kirk cobain shot himself with
Wow this video made me see so well I jumped into a middle of a train! On purpose!
God will not be so merciful
DO YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!!
-Erin from AOT
Swet
someone blow my fucking head off
I'm deploying the Spas-12
With a shotgun?
That is FUCKING it I'm deploying FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Har har har-har har
Jeez, whoever designed this down was on serious crack.
I need some steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque.
CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA DUBI DUBI DABA DABA MAGIC PONY DUBI DUBI BUM BUM BUM BUN
Among Us Among Us A-A-A Among Us Among Us Among Us!
Can you stop acting deranged
Minecraft wont add inches to your cock
I hate when people ask me, "what are you doing to my car?" I'm stealing your catalytic converter so I can buy crack. don't waste my time with such feeble minded questions. it's rude.
What is love?
A) baby don't hurt me
B) don't hurt me
C) no more
D)all of the above
Goofy ahh uncle production
I have two sides twisted fucking psychopath and twisted fucking psychopath. that's right, I'm pissing on you! now say ah h.
Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person!
IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEAR! CAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME HAS COME AND GOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!
What's up? Can a loc come up in your crib?
I'mma call Walmart... I'mma call Walmart really- FUUUUUUUU- I'mma call Walmart really quick to see, Uhh... If I'm old enough to buy laxatives. So I don't have to walk there again and get told to fuck off.
Lady: Walmart pharmacy, how can I help you?
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
lady: well fuck off you little-
NO FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!! (hangs up) they just got pranked.
i will burn this planet down before i spend another minute with these animals
Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven... With a little sodomy on the side.
Dude I swear if Freddy Fazbear tries to sell me insurance again, I'm gonna scream
Har har har har har
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