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This porn sucks. (pun intended) 

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Activating Halo would erase all sentient life within our galaxy, and after reading this, that might not be such a bad idea.

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Better than holo's story
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Day put da mamster chef on da sodah

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It would have fit in her ass just as fine

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goat milk

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Escape while you can.. new ones

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Dey put da  mambstheer sheef  in da porn

 

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Alsuh deh sodeh

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Where my free v-buck

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It's in your ass

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dey put da mambshteer sheef in da porn

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its the guy from fortnite

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meanwhile the covenant watching and jerking off at a distance

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halo has a multiverse naw so i guess this is canon what the fuck?

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Halo 2 is the best x-box game ever. Battlefront 2 comes in second.

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Master Chief What Tf Are you doing 

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Sir, running intercours- I mean interface.

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they're all about to fucking die and cortana is worried about getting off

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Mmmm that broken English. "Let's at keep it"  perfect absolutely nothing wrong with that. Or should I say Nothing that with wrong. fuck sake people that spell like this exist and yet they want to cut school down to 4 days a week and cut out curriculum. God we're going to end up with a generation of Robots that need orders just to breathe 
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Or maybe... The person that made this doesn't speak English as their first language.

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Cope

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now lets try the gravity hammer

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gives smashing a new meaning

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Y E S
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this has "now lets see Paul Allen's card" energy lol
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Wait this isn't free credits
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What the fuck did I just read ?  
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imagine it doesnt do anything cortana's just horny and wanted an excuse 
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She probably is just horny still she enjoyed it

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