This is so like a typical sex toy party, minus the actual sex. You have the matter-of-fact saleslady, the one old woman who is years beyond caring about sexual mores, and the friend of a friend who is too embarrassed to buy what she clearly wants but would not know how to enjoy anyway. All it needs now is the awkward married couple and the try-hard who says "woohoo" at things.
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Strange, very, very strange
WTF DID I JUST READ???!!! AM I GOING TO HELL??!!
Tf
No
I can genuinely see this being canon.
(Or at least subcanon)
I loved it
This was weird
...yes
I liked my life before this
...
who I'm?
WHY I AM WHERE??!!!!