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how often does this get updated? 

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Fucking finally we get more anal on this site.

it's missing the tag though

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Couple of things.

1: it's nice to see a dutch artist on here, but dude should've just given them english names

2: Thijs should've said something along the lines of "mind showing me where I sleep" and "I'll unpack, you go back downstairs, I'll see you in a bit" instead of his dogshit "I'm tired" excuse

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The blowjob is better than the sex

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That's debatable...

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Wassup dude

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Alright. He's going to break the rules. They're going to end up using pussy and he's gonna cum there

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Man's waist is half the size of his dick... I get having a little stylistic flair in art, but at a certain point it just gets weird and unpleasant. If your porn is making me think more about shitty political caricatures than sex, you fucked up, amd not in the fun way.

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"This pornography isn't realistic."

Bitch shut the fuck up. 

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Realistic's a bit of a strict word, but once the proportions get all the way out of 'exaggerated' and into 'obviously physics defying and not even approaching human' it just stops being sexy.

You wanna draw a guy's dick a foot long and 3 inches wide, I'm cool with that, but if you double that and then give him a waist so thin he could use a wristwatch as a belt, I'm out. 

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Anal is so boring AND gross

Grand Wizard Eric's picture
Joined: 08/10/2022

I know right! Why would you stick your dick in someone's ass? They use that to fucking shit!

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Joined: 25/09/2022

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO do you work for the klan

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Fr man. She should change her mind halfway

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This is still better than Velma

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WHY SHE NO BEG FOR IMPREGNATION

harem_master249's picture
Joined: 08/03/2021

Okay, this is just Scooby Doo porn, literally just Shaggy, Velma and a new guy

Obama Nobunaga's picture
Joined: 07/11/2021

How can it be Scooby Doo if there's no Scooby Dog? Think about that.

harem_master249's picture
Joined: 08/03/2021

As a wise man once said "Where the fuck is Mickey!!?? This shit ain't Disney without Mickey!!!" and the same applies to Scooby Doo, but still, the characters are pretty much just copied and pasted from there

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Joined: 12/10/2021

Velma show

Obama Nobunaga's picture
Joined: 07/11/2021

You might have noticed that it's called "Velma show", and not "Scooby Doo show", indicating a fundamental lack of Scooby-Dog the character. Therefore, the Velma show cannot be considered a piece of Scooby Doo media.

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Joined: 16/04/2021

Best to separate the 2 as quickly and as far away as possible

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Can that shitshow even be called a Scooby Doo show?

Drip Man's picture
Joined: 16/04/2021

It's just a mindy khaling self-insert fanfiction

Zdrada-The Bitch Demon's picture
Joined: 29/06/2021

Failed fucking Mindy Kaling self-insert fanfiction.

Drip Man's picture
Joined: 16/04/2021

And somehow the shitty Mindy Kaling self-insert fanfiction got a second season greenlit less then  a week after the first ended

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Joined: 16/04/2021

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Obama Nobunaga's picture
Joined: 07/11/2021

The "hate-watchers" won.

Drip Man's picture
Joined: 16/04/2021

I don't think they won, they never wanted more.

But I'm taking a guess and going that Warner went "Welp, there's no such thing as bad press!" and started making a second season. 

I just hope it takes a few years (after my death) to finish s2

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Joined: 08/03/2021

Hate watchers are just stupid, "Hey guys, this thing is shit, let's popularize it so it gets more views in a way that'll simply gives more money and motives for the people making it to make more"

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