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Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Oh but I will.

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

You're Will?

I thought your last name was Wilson?

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Goddamnit that's it Gramps, I'm turning you into French Fries!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Ok but how are you going to fry me?

In terms of temperature and time etc

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Gonna smoke ya with gunpowder!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Smoking and frying are two very different ways of preparing food.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Well I'm inventing a new method of preparation! "Wanda's Smoke-Fried Steak!"

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Smoking ≠ Frying

Ever seen a "no frying" sign? Exactly.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Like I said, we're trying something new here. First Imma smoke your ass with bullets, then I'mma throw that ass in the deep fryer!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Clearly you dont own an Air-Fryer.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

What?! I'm not going to air fry you! That would ruin the smoky flavor combined with your natural salt and butter! 

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

But that would save you a lot of money on vegetable oil, which would be worth it in this economy

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Fuck the economy! It's worth it to create such a delicious dish.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

The temperature may vary.

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Fry once @ 160°c for 6 minutes, let sit for 30 minutes, fry a second time @ 180°c until your fries start to float on top of your oil.

This gets you the best fries. If you make them fresh from scratch that is.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

I'm experimenting with something new here!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

You literally cant improve on this.

Try anything different and you'll only get worse results

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

We'll see about that buster.

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Its Gustaaf Verschraegen, idk whomever this "buster" you are referring too is, but I have pity for him

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

I'm referring to you, Grampa Vershy Squirts!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Its Gustaaf Verschraegen

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

Whatever you say Gerald Volkswagen.

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

I told you, I drive a Volvo V70

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

So get your ass in the bed and GO TO SLEEP!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

You're one to talk.

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

No. No no no NO NO! I got a good night's rest, even though the couple upstairs was banging half the time. It's 8:05 am! I got my sleep!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Sounds like you didnt

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

I did!

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

X

 

*doubt*

Lady Deadpool's picture
Joined: 06/06/2021

You're taking X to make yourself doubt? Drugs aren't good for you pal! 

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