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was this posted by an alien or something? why the fuck is op referring to humans as "bald space monkeys"?

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Cuz that's what we are I mean, it's their world, so we're the aliens invading that or it could be a funny joke

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wait that is a Spartan armor from Halo 5

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The fighters at the start look like an unholy mix of an F18 and a X Wing
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bad wank f rank
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Still a better love story than twilight
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Honestly asides from the helmet, it really doesn't look that spartan-like.
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I swear, reading your comments gives me a brain tumor.
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Y'all are so stupid, humans are monkeys and we have pretty much no hair in comparison to our primate cousins. Also, it's not a Spartan cause this isn't halo, they just look like a Spartan. I'm also fuming cause nobody commented on how peaceful this guy was! In the face of hers hunting him down and agents tracking him, he still didn't kill a single entity. (Very impressive patience for a human.)
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The dudes suit is a halo spartan armor set
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I just had the best beat session ever

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This shit funny.. Good fap. -mgc
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want to know why title said bald monkey? because it was evolution some shit... 

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Is that agent fucking maine?

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Mass Effect 3 not halo

 

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That is Halo, those fighters are shortsword bombers you fuck.
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That is Halo, those fighters are short-story bombers you fuck.
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It looks so much like an EVA!

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Where is my flamethrower? burn the heretic and the Furry..FOR THE EMPORAH!

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That dude wasn't bald OR a monkey!

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AGENTS OF THE WORLD. I call you to collaborate against our only and worst enemy. I call to you to collaborate together to beat the Nazionalisitc government of the Germany. I call you for a battle that even kursk or Stalingrad haven't seen. I call you to collaborate and untie against our enemy. I call you for a new convention!

(*Lambert. Fedorov. The true god. Universe. Vladimir. Doom guy. I call to you as well *) 

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Why would the room guy work for a bunch of commies  
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It's not for communism but the sake of humanity 

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Lovely story.

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Ngl if u read this with the halo 3 theme it gets better 

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Yo for furry porn, this was amazing 

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the title is just like a post from r/nrandnewscentence

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This is not reddit shut the fuck up

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No You.

Reddit takes things from every website.

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Fucking starts on page 18.

You're welcome.

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