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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 15:59
The Lord Warden
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anyone else wake up to this mf in your recommended? 

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:11
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Who wakes up and checks youtube of all things?

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:12
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says the guy up at 4 am on multporn

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 16:14
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Twin it's 11 pm

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 07:24
Yipiii
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Steve is that friend that don't help and just watch you getting screwed 

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 06:20
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must be a new player, i don't really care about the cucking but if that was me the pillagers would end up in the sheep's place in the end rod machine

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Tue, 13/01/2026 - 09:11
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But that's a villager, not the same as a pillager.

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 19:32
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Have them practice safe sex in the next comic gng 😔💔

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 02:31
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No

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 18:00
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is this what happens to the pillagers off screen?

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Wed, 14/01/2026 - 03:04
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Pillagers living their own life with Alex while villagers suffer under Steve 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 14:40
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Creator will NOT Be let into Agartha

 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 11:13
The Universe
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Nah man, what is this? Steve made it worse somehow 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 10:46
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pillagers are so harmless bro 💀

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 10:27
Anonymous
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whoever made ts is fucked the fuck up

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 06:56
Anonymous
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NTR is still forever shit 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 11:13
The Universe
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Based 

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 06:13
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This just pisses me off

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 05:39
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She has full hunger, why didn't she regen?

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 03:11
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alexspy thought he could sneak a shitty ntr comic from the manga section, you ain't fooling no one little bro

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 02:07
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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 01:39
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LOWKIRKNELY what is ts 🥀💔images-10.jpeg

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Mon, 12/01/2026 - 01:07
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ts is so ahh bruh 😭✌️

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 21:43
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What do you guys suppose the crafting recipe for a condom is?

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Tue, 13/01/2026 - 19:48
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a bucket with the rest of the slots filled with slime blocks

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 23:43
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Same as a satchel

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 23:09
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I think we need rubber trees for latex.

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 19:04
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This was not on my 2026 bingo card

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:47
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Well i fucking hate this

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:44
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Right but why does steve have an entire hotbar of milk with him?

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:02
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how tf is the rate -0 

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 17:45
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Minecraft porn is always so uncanny

because when they try to stay somewhat original to the game everything ends up looking weirdly square

but when they decide to forgo the source material and just draw what looks good/ 'realistic' it might as well just be porn that happens to be Minecraft themed

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 17:05
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Why are their so many comics with a fat fucking anon?? Even the mfs from Minecraft are a fat anon.

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Sun, 11/01/2026 - 18:59
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The artists know their target audience 

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