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Colonel Sanders Has A Porn Addiction's picture
Joined: 2021/06/25

the rogue and the cleric are going to trip over their long ass loincloths, also the orcs shoulder pads are stupid.

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Joined: 2022/01/31

It's OK. They're not trying to hurt you.

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god I wish I was that sprite 

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Might not have a good storyline but I like the art 6/10

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Innacurate armour for the orc.  Again with the shoulder pads being really constricting to movement of the arms, as well as the big dangly loincloth of the rogue hampers ability.  Overall, none of their armour would protect them even from a pocket knife much less a sword.  You can't always rely on being faster/stronger than your opponent.  3/10.

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Joined: 2021/02/27

Just my thoughts! Assuming a more tribal background of the orc, (since they're often depicted that way) it would be more realistic to fight completly nude, as seen in some historical tribal units. Both the Arkane warrior and cleric get an A for effort, but neither of their armors do what they should. By that, i mean protect vital organs like the heart or lungs. The ork at least has a roundshield which offers some protection if handled correctly. Also, none of them wear helmets, imo the first piece of armor to get, so that's just plain stupid. But i don't think it's really their fault.

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Joined: 2021/02/27

... since royals are usually greedy, and therefore don't pay a lot to their guards, which might result in poor equipment. Big mistake, especially if they are supposed to protect the princess. Then again, exactly that could be the plan of the steward.

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Joined: 2021/03/17

Exactly 

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Joined: 2019/12/17

It began good

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she's getting an std

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Agent Lambert Nice to meet ya i saw u a des times before

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I don't think that veins should be showing on the tip.

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thats normal i have my aorta showing on my tip

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bruh.... lmao

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Damn Fiona is hot

 

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Joined: 2019/05/16

Damn Papa Smurf 

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Joined: 2021/04/24

When the penis's have more texture than the bark of a oak tree

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did somebody just translate a kinky DnD session into a porn comic? fr?? 

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This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.

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Those words made me feel kinda like :/

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Oh cool

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gaming

Cthuwu the Ewdwich Howwow's picture
Joined: 2020/02/02

This is good. I'm looking forward to more of this

 

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First

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Joined: 2019/12/06

But last to get any form of maturity 

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you arent wrong