We see planet earth drifting through the black void of space, a demonic sigil burned in its surface. I look down upon it, standing vigil in my orbital space castle ship fortress thing. I'm listening to a woman crying for help over the radio. I know the demonic forces are butt-humping my planet and I am pissed as hell. I grab my super duper shotgun and exactly three out of six available shells. That's not enough, but that's okay. I also have my trusty wrist blade. Then I put on my iconic helmet.
This is America. We eat guns. We fucking terrorists. We love sky dad. We hate goat man. We stand for shaggy. We kneel for Shrek. if you don't like that. Leave.
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are not very simple
Andrew: SICK LOLYCONS
I'm going to go play alien hominid to forget all of this
what the what is this... i want to un-see this so badly
I hate lolis.. no boobs. small bodies.. its just fuckjng stupid? Like just find a midget without boobs and boom.. your fucked sexual desires are met..
2/10 i would give it 0/10 but i need to add points for the art.
We see planet earth drifting through the black void of space, a demonic sigil burned in its surface. I look down upon it, standing vigil in my orbital space castle ship fortress thing. I'm listening to a woman crying for help over the radio. I know the demonic forces are butt-humping my planet and I am pissed as hell. I grab my super duper shotgun and exactly three out of six available shells. That's not enough, but that's okay. I also have my trusty wrist blade. Then I put on my iconic helmet.
Jeez, whoever designed this down was on serious crack.
I thought it was lesbian :(
All cringe: no kek
Noah get the boat
What?! You don't sell postal
Ha, pretty tight bars for a little dude who's simping over an... ugly, boring little teenager that wears her mom's clothes, ha! Hehehehe...
Really makes you think
If only more people beat their kids their wouldn't be shit like this
Hi depressed I'm dad
OK
Not the weirdest shit I've seen, still pretty bad though, time to takes some hearts!
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