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Joined: 2023/12/13

dave is now dead. Fs in the chat

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Wait, Dave dead? No.... Prove it

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Joined: 2023/12/13

i think "prepare your ass" is all the proof you need

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Pegging is great so he's definitely not dead 

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Respects for Dave

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F in thr chat for our bky Dave, a true hero... he will be missed
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F
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Dave was an absolute legend, not only making smut about someone but showing it to her. Rest in Pepperoni's. F
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holy shit R.I.P dave. boys f in the chat for dave sleep well my brother, sleep well and may you go to every mans dream home, one filled with pussy ever tight but not to tight
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Joined: 2021/04/28

Let's not leave Dave's sacrifice in vain...Without him, we'd never get this classified info on Zone-tan. So fap like u mean it boys, for Dave. 

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How and why the fuck is this lolicon

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No it isn't, this is zone tan (it's on newgrounds if you want to find jt)
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How and why the fuck is this lolicon

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Me: unzips my pants

Zone-tan in my closet: giggles 

Me: pulls a .20 cal out of my pants

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So anyway I started blasting

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Bruh I would pull a Deagle out if zone-tan is in my closet

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bro i would put an DB shotgun, not only because of fear, it's also because i got no closet, and i have no DB shotgun.

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a dick that doubles as a gun. bionics are crazy these days.

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yes

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20 bucks says dave has never been heard from againg

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i bet she's a mental patient that escaped the asylum.

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here me out but i think dave might be the yanderedev dude they both got that big nose and shit

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She must have 70+ different types of aids

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Where's the lie though? Dave was telling a true tale.

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This girl knows no bounds

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If im going to fuck zonton im gonna fuck her in her monster form weth my monster form becaus shelook hot also im not gonna read thi agine so say what you whant

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this man is an unstable mental patient, stay back while I tranq him
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I'm more surprised that zone-tan would even fathom the thought of getting angry about that kind of stuff.

She has a pet tentacle monster and her entire show is about porn! She even has a trademarked song about watching people fap for heavens sake! 

The idea that she would get mad about being ousted for being a slut seems highly unlikely. 

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She's a fictional character 

But i know what you mean like a porn star complaining that there in porn

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REEEE
 

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