I was walking and a fucking spider fell on my bed. Not only did I lose my bone, but I lost my fucking shit and screamed, alerting everybody else in my house and causing them to come in and see me naked and terrified, half on my bed and half off. Fuck my life.
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I love me a number four combo with the mozzarella sticks
I really only get the spicy chicken sandwiches and the chocolate pie, anything else is pretty much garbage
I do
I agree with that
I wander what parrot meat taste like.
now i will never look normally on parrotes
Wasn't there a video game with a similar title to this?
HEY LETS FUCK SOME BIRDS
Oh hello agent, I'm just regular apple, def not the apple assassin. So don't mind me
Shit tits
Yay! That sounds like a great idea
That's what you took away from this .....
nothing else
Why did the dude have hair on his body
I realised he had a beak but no feathers and ears that stick out what fucking bird has actual ears
I'm not the only one that read the title and thought booty cawll
amazin
what is this and why did my grandson like it
I need help
I was walking and a fucking spider fell on my bed. Not only did I lose my bone, but I lost my fucking shit and screamed, alerting everybody else in my house and causing them to come in and see me naked and terrified, half on my bed and half off. Fuck my life.
...Robert?
Did you know that only 3% of all Birds have Penises
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